Monday, February 23, 2009

Wow. Just Wow.

Courtesy of Google Analytics, some of the search terms that have been used to find my blog:

  • psychology crock of shit (fuck you, whoever you are)
  • alternative meanings of lol (are there alt meanings? LOL)
  • baby doll stroller porno (really? OMG)
  • becoming an egg farmer (lmao)
  • boys fucking part 1 (again, OMG)
  • men who dress up dolls and video game research (dissertation, perhaps? lol)
  • sexy female fear 2 (I don't even want to know....)
And my personal favorite, somehow resulting in the longest pageviewing time:
  • whores
What on earth must people think my blog is about??? LOL

9 comments:

Comrade Physioprof said...

What on earth must people think my blog is about???

You've got this completely backwards. The strange searches that lead to your blog are certainly coming from people who have never ever heard of your blog in the first place and who don't give a shit what your blog is about.

Once they realize within milliseconds of arrival that they are not getting what they really want--freaky porn or whatever--they immediately leave without giving the slightest thought to what your blog is or isn't about.

BikeMonkey said...

except for the first one, that's PP for sure...

JLK said...

LOL!

I know, CPP, I was just kidding around. I just can't get over how funny the stuff is that results from taking various words and phrases from my blog and piecing them together. "Pieces of Me" indeed!

scicurious said...

I get stuff like
"stuff you can use as porn stick"
"penis insertion"
and..."cliche involve in a pickle"

That third one is the one that...kind of creeps me out.

LostMarbles said...

I seem to be the only person who doesn't get porn-y search terms. I'm not sure if I should be glad or upset.

Comrade Physioprof said...

diaper cake
obama calm the fuck down
shut the fuck up
fuck in a diaper
i want to fuck mika brzezinski
first fuck out
spinach mushroom bechamel lasagna recipe
step mother fucking
fucke ass
red wine and balsamic vinegar reduction
mother fucking
suck and fuck
good fuck ass
chicken lasagna florentine with mushroom


Food, fucking, and politics!

JLK said...

LMFAO!!

Talk about diversity in internet users! "Suck and fuck" followed by "chicken lasagna florentine with mushroom."

And "step mother fucking"??? Who ARE these people???

Comrade Physioprof said...

I really like "fucke ass". I am imagining someone looking for people in rennaisance faire type outfits doing, well, you know.

scicurious said...

Rule #42 of the internet. If you mention a bizarre fetish, it automatically exists and there is a website dedicated to it.

Off to look up Renaissance faire porn!

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