Lungs: "Are you fucking kidding me?? Make it stop! Please, I beg you.....make it STOP! It huuurrrrtttsss!!!"
Brain: "But it's GOOD for you! You should love this! We're clearing out all the crap you've accumulated so you can breathe again!"
Lungs: "Breathe? You're a smoker for fuck's sake! Now stop screwing around and get off this thing so we can go have a cigarette."
Brain: "No. Keep going."
Heart: "You asshole. I hate you. I HATE YOU! Do you hear me???"
Brain: "I'm sorry, but it's good for you too. Can't you just cooperate with me?"
Heart: "Fuck you. So help me god, if you don't turn this thing down to 3mph RIGHT NOW I will kill you where you stand!"
Brain: "Noooooo goddammit! 45 more seconds! FUCK!"
Heart: "THUMP THUMP THUMP......that's your death march sounding, jackass...."
Brain: "Aaaah.......see? That wasn't so bad, was it? All done now!"
Heart: "Fuck you, JLK. Fuck you in the neck."
Lungs: "I hope you choke. In fact, here's a little help...."
Yup. Every other night I go through this shit. But this is my first screenplay on the subject.
4 comments:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WORK IT!!!
excellent
i wouldn't be arguing so much with the lungs, etc
mostly i think it would be the facet and sacroiliac joints. there is a reason i use the rowing machine instead! :)
I recently tried to use an elliptical runner and couldn't do it. I got it going, started wobbling, and that was it, I was laughing too hard to continue, especially when I found out you can also make it go backwards.
I'm thinking about going back to kick-boxing for that whole exercise thing.
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